Me: Mom, I love Pikachu,
Mom: Okay.
Me: Do you want to know why?
Mom: No.
Me: I love Pikachu because he is cute and he makes cute noises and does cute things.
Mom: He’s not real…
Me: …
Mom: …
Me: k.

“Hey, why are kittens called kittens? They’re little cats. Shouldn’t they be called cattens?”

• Just hitting up the old game boy and then
• Mom: Why are you playing that game?
• Me: I gotta catch 'em all...
• Mom: ...Really? That sounds like a lot of work.
• Me: I know it's my destiny!
• Mom: Okay...
• Me: Mom. They're my best friends. In a world we must defend.

(via touchingparadise)